Friday Funnies mean business

Have you ever seen a business that reminds you of Twilight.  If not, you may have stumbled into the wrong blog by accident.  Let me give you a few examples that I've found.

Old Edwards Inn?

Not yet, he needs some lube.

Alice uses the name "Jones" when investing in the stock market.

Duh, of course Cullen's is upscale.

What did you expect?

Edwards' Theaters

Where they play all Twilight movies all the time.

Oh My Gawd!!! - This is a real company

I have some "fluids" Mr Lutz can "manage".

They sell the perfect wine for when you want

to get drunk and make an ass of yourself.

Smashing houses & rebuilding them afterwards.

There is nothing artificial about Alice's intelligence.

Lutz' Cafe?

Let's hope Emmett doesn't eat the profits.

Finally, a saint I can believe in.

Let me know if you've seen any I've missed.

That was the worst night I dreamed of Edward Cullen

Have you ever had nightmares so strong that they left you sad and leaking tears all the next day?  Mine is below with interpretation in red.

Edward Cullen Twilight and I were having a long engagement wait until Breaking Dawn. The Cullens were keeping me hidden away online for protection from bad vamps real life. I saw Edward down the hall eating a peach healthy food. He said I could stand to loose some weight before the wedding too true but rude. Are y'all ready for the truamatic part?  Edward doesn't come around where I'm hidden very much and he isn't acting affectionate anymore.  I'm yearning, dying for him to hold me like he used to.  He makes some comment about the hallway goes both ways.

Picture my face here. 

 No, no in place of the girl!

When I wake up the epiphany hits me.  I know the reason Edward Cullen isn't showing me the same lovin as before.  I haven't re-read the saga in ages, I haven't been on twitter lately, I've read many books with Real Pages since my last fanfic, I've only been posting once a week on this blog and not commenting on other blogs.  No wonder I'm not feeling the Twilight love!  In the name of finding a little balance, I'd stepped too far away from my true love.  The horror.

Of course I had this dream right after the MTV awards.  So here is what I imagine happened based on the pictures.  Those who watched can tell me if I'm right. 

Red carpet Jackson

Red carpet Kellan

Red carpet RFach

This is for everyone that says "Twilight is gay".

Presenting the Breaking Dawn trailer.

Taylor:  Damn I look fine.

Rob: Oh shit, I hate seeing myself on film.

Kristen: Damn Taylor looks fine.

Rob: You want us to do WHAT with you?

Patrick: I'm looking forward to it now that I've seen you kiss Taylor.

The Best Fight will be re-enacted if either of you try to touch this award.

Jackson's thinking about peanut butter & jelly.

Rob said he was a motherf*ucker,

I told him since I have kids I'm a mother,

then he gave me a wink & a thumbs up.

Of course the Red Carpet pictures need not comments, just click & lick.  Let me know if the other pictures are correct.

Hump Day Hotties are heavenly

Heavenly and late.  Of course it's never the wrong time to look at hot men.  Does anyone else think Hollywood has been making a lot of movies about mythical gods?   

Chris Hemsworth as Thor is the complete package.

Hot bod, aussie accent & sweet personality.

Kellan is yummy as Poseidon in the Immortals.

Can't wait to see this in November.

Kevin McKidd from Gray's Anatomy also plays Poseiden in The Lightening Thief.  This is a fun movie based on the Percy Jackson & the Olypians book series.  The series starts when 11 year old Harry Percy learns he is a wizard demigod.  His whole world changes when he learns the truth of his parentage and goes away to Hogwards Camp Demigod. 

Speaking of Jackson.

Oh God, it's Robscar.

Which is your favorite.  One of these or someone else entirely?  Let me know if I missed any.