Friday Funniez plays both sides

My week is getting better by the minute. The work week is over and a wonderful weekend looms.  Jr is going back to Camp Snowshoe this weekend and they aren't forcing me to go along.  Who in their right mind camps at the top of a mountain in February? Last year's was postponed a few months for too much snow and it was still forking freezing.  Remember the good times here?

 Especially in freezing February.

Time for the funniez.  Since last week was devoted to Rob, I thought it would only be fair to poke fun at Taylor this week. A few others are thrown in because I couldn't find as many Jacob pictures.  Maybe that's because I just like looking at Rob more. Nah, can't be.

Men are all alike.

Sure, sure.

You can't be Sirius

I thought Edward was the stalker.

Most girls don't run around topless.   

This was right before Sharkboy & Lavagirl. 

 Another magazine screw up.

The arrow is supposed to be pointing down.

I hope you all have a great weekend.

Can you top this?

This has been a Week of Fail so far.  Mostly because of my own stupidity.  Hope you get a few laughs.  Be prepared to try an top these fails in the comments.  Let us know I'm not the only one who does crap like this.

Shall we start with the weekend.  Saturday was warm and sunny in these parts so we took the opportunity to ride our new-ish Goldwing to the GWRRA meeting. Did I mention this was a breakfast meeting?  It was almost 40 when we left (subtract 20 degrees for wind chill when on a motorcycle).  Are you ready for the stew-pid part?  I wore my very nice heavy duty coat from Ride for Kids which help children with brain tumors. Everything would have been great if I remembered to put the Heavy Insulated Liner back into the Outer Breathable Shell. As in there was a breeze in my coat! Took me all day to get warm!

 My original picture FAILED to load properly.

Yesterday morning I got up after very little sleep.  Yes, I had discovered how many diet pills are too many to allow for sleep at night.  That wasn't the real fail.  Picture this...  it's early morning, before contacts are in or coffee has been consumed.  I stumble to the tub, slather spray hair remover on my legs & lady bits because I've chickened out on waxing.  Even in my half awake state, something doesn't seem right.  Whatever, I set the timer for 10 minutes and rinse everything.  No hair is gone.  That;s when I open my eyes enough to realize what I really sprayed everywhere.  Mousse for full body.  WTF?  I guess I should be glad no hair was removed since I normally put this stuff on my head.  At least I didn't do this the other way around. That would have been weird(er).

The week began to turn around when StarlitViolets initiated a chat on g-mail during my lunch break yesterday.  I love talking with my Twi-friends, but haven't quite mastered Twitter yet.  How do you know who is on at any given time to start talking with?  How rude is it to join someone else's conversation in progress?  Feel free to add me to your g-chat contact list as twitardedmom@gmail.com.

Kellan wants to help make things better.

Two points to this post.  First and most important is the Twilight community that always makes me feel better.  Whether it is advice from RugbyMom, making JJ spit her morning coffee or a chat with SV.  Now the chance you have been waiting for.  Share something you've done that felt really stupid at the time but was funny in hindsight.

Friday Funniez are dedicated to Rob

Rob?  Where have you been hiding lately?  We miss you.  We need some new pictures of you.  The fangirls demand to be satisfied.

You know we like it rough.

aahh, the stuff dreams are made of

It means he is sleeping with three french women.

Time for my language lesson.

Baby you can drive my car. 

I'll take any of his bodily fluids.

Is that so wrong? 

Don't make the dog jealous.

Whatevs.  Love is still grand.

Hope everyone gets out an enjoys the warm weather this weekend.  I'll be out on the Goldwing.

Friday Funniez - Buffy vs Edward

Friday, Saturday, whatever.  I figure by now everyone is used to my procrastination with the funniez.  Seems like half the time either the week has done me in or I'm buried in a fanfic so the Friday Funniez are a day late.  Speaking of funny, check out today's Twitarded for a loud laugh.

 I bet there is nothing in your book about smokin hawt fanfic either.

Just deal with it Buffy.

and I thought it smelled like fish

Strong women are so over rated. 

Give me true lust love anyday.

Thank gawd Buffy is busy with Scooby Doo movies.

Love the irony.  Plus Buffy is a real dog.  tee hee

Things like that just don't exsist in my world.

Here Buffy, Buffy, I have a slayer to kill.

He really needs to stop stalking Bella.

Can you give him my address instead?

Angel is nearly as nice as Edward.

Did you used to watch the old Buffy shows?  I still watch Angel sometimes.  Plus my hubby tunes to Vampires Diaries regularly.  What shows do you watch with vampires?

My belated resolution for 2011

This year I want to introduce my husband to Rob. Whenever my Twilight obsession is brought up or I read too much fanfic (as if there was such a thing as too much), Mr TM rolls his eyes and says "Edward".  Y'all know Edward was just the beginning of my obsession.  Everyone else in the family knows about my love for Rob. 

The perfect man.

My youngest got up this weekend & put on his grey T-shirt with a mis-buttoned flannel shirt over it recently.  He knows this always makes me smile because it reminds me of Rob.  Well that and it got his picture on my blog here last February.

Then there was last weekend when my 19 year old headed out for some Saturday night fun with his girlfriend.  I teased them, "don't do anything I wouldn't do".  He promptly replied, "no Mom, I'm not going to obsess over Robert Pattinson".  Such a smart boy.  Or is that smart ass?

My favorite slogan has been passed on to my kids.

Wrong way to introduce your husband to Rob:
Hubby, meet the man I'm obsessed with.  I lust over him all day and dream about him at night.  He is hawt, sexy, talented and has sex hair.  Rob, meet my husband aka the old ball & chain.

Right way to introduce your husband to Rob:
The talented Mrs. P is being hilarious again.  See here.  It's not the picture of Rob that's funny it's what she says about her ass.  During the Superbowl I shared this funny story about about a boy that wants to put his sisters to the hospital. Then since I was sitting next to my son's gf, I handed her my phone to look at the Pretty Rob Pictures.  She asked where I got all those great pics.  I told her I didn't get them.  Jeanette did.  She loves Rob.  Of course someone at the table of munchies asked if I loved Rob.  My reply was I like Rob, I love my husband.  Yeah, hubby didn't believe that either.

In all honesty, I wouldn't want to meet Rob in person until I loose at least 30 pounds and 20 years.  However I've chosen to spend every day of the rest of my life with Mr TM.  After two disastrous marriages, I appreciate what I have at home.  Then again, after 18 years of being married to the same guy, a little fantasy doesn't hurt either of us.

Rob, Kellan, Husband

Isn't it called multi tasking when you do more than one man at a time?
 

Does your husband know about Rob?  Is he jealous?  How do you juggle the men in your life.

Hi everyone.  **waves from fan-fic-land**  This week I've been lost in Work In Progress which is a funny sexy fanfic.  I'm not quite done yet, so this will be a quick post.  A girl has to have her priorities.

Does she really argue with her ovaries over Edward? 

Hermione always was the smart one.

How did Steph stuck get between Moldywart & a Real Housewife? 

Please donate.  This is a very serious problem.

She needs more Edward merch to compensated for the Jacob junk.

Oh shit, did I just talk about Jacob's junk?. 

Nooooooo. Not KStew.

Find a real woman with meat on her bones.

Time for this Twat to get back to her fanfic. Next week I'll share my belated new years resolution and redecorate the place some for Twihearted.

Laters.