Listen to the story of a vamp named Ed
Poor little toy with barely a thought in his head
Then one day he was hanging out at work
And found one of his gals was being treated like a jerk.
Bad, real bad.
Next thing she knows, Betty looks up to sees this and asks “what is Edward doing now?” Well, we all KNOW how protective Edward gets.
I call this Kut-a-bitch Edward, because that is what he wanted to do
to the next person who upset Miss Betty last week.
Wanna help me relieve some stress?
Now this is a fantasy worth sharing. PB&J anyone?