Friday Funniez - Jenny Jerkface would be proud

Disclaimer:  This post may be more about bodily functions than Twilight.  There are just a few non-Twilight things I need to get off my chest so to speak.

I have always heard that drinking water is good for you.  Apparently part of being post menopausal is that occasionally you turn into a life size Betsy Wetsy doll.  Who knew? 

A small bladder incident this week was followed with an hour long walk in the sunshine.  I hate exercise, but came back to the office with dried clothes & found this in my Inbox.  WTF???  I have never seen this catalogue before. Are they calling me a pig?

Speaking of things that are supposed to be good for you, what about fiber?  Everytime I try to eat more fiber I spend the rest of the day feeling like I have to explain "it didn't smell like that when I ate it".  What's that all about?  Maybe we do need some Funniez after a week like this.

OK OK, maybe I did have a complete mental breakdown, screamed myself hoarse & scared the crap out of my kid one morning this week.

But at least I didn't put a Twilight Tatoo on him.   

Does this remind anyone else of a young Rob?

Jax Coc - I'd defininely worship there that.

Bella you for got to say "in the sack".

She is such a slut.

I am crazy looking forward ot FORKS!  Between the rotton kid & stressfull job, the get a way is needed like a fat kid needs donuts.