Have you ever had nightmares so strong that they left you sad and leaking tears all the next day? Mine is below with interpretation in red.
Edward Cullen Twilight and I were having a long engagement wait until Breaking Dawn. The Cullens were keeping me hidden away online for protection from bad vamps real life. I saw Edward down the hall eating a peach healthy food. He said I could stand to loose some weight before the wedding too true but rude. Are y'all ready for the truamatic part? Edward doesn't come around where I'm hidden very much and he isn't acting affectionate anymore. I'm yearning, dying for him to hold me like he used to. He makes some comment about the hallway goes both ways.
Picture my face here.
No, no in place of the girl!
When I wake up the epiphany hits me. I know the reason Edward Cullen isn't showing me the same lovin as before. I haven't re-read the saga in ages, I haven't been on twitter lately, I've read many books with Real Pages since my last fanfic, I've only been posting once a week on this blog and not commenting on other blogs. No wonder I'm not feeling the Twilight love! In the name of finding a little balance, I'd stepped too far away from my true love. The horror.
Of course I had this dream right after the MTV awards. So here is what I imagine happened based on the pictures. Those who watched can tell me if I'm right.
Red carpet Jackson
Red carpet Kellan
Red carpet RFach
This is for everyone that says "Twilight is gay".
Presenting the Breaking Dawn trailer.
Taylor: Damn I look fine.
Rob: Oh shit, I hate seeing myself on film.
Kristen: Damn Taylor looks fine.
Rob: You want us to do WHAT with you?
Patrick: I'm looking forward to it now that I've seen you kiss Taylor.
The Best Fight will be re-enacted if either of you try to touch this award.
Jackson's thinking about peanut butter & jelly.
Rob said he was a motherf*ucker,
I told him since I have kids I'm a mother,
then he gave me a wink & a thumbs up.
Of course the Red Carpet pictures need not comments, just click & lick. Let me know if the other pictures are correct.
I've saved every single screen shot of that kiss! Ungf!
ReplyDeleteYou have interpreted your dream amazingly!! See? You know yourself better than anyone else. If posting once a week makes you happy and keeps balance in your life, then it's not a terrible thing!
ReplyDeleteLoved your captions...lol!
The peanut butter and jelly joke was hilarious! And I totally got it! I think Peter was a little overdressed.
ReplyDeleteJackson is sooooo down for some PB&J with a little mother f*cking on the side... you know got to keep up with Rob and all. I think you nailed it!
ReplyDeleteRugbyMom- Somehow the Taylor/Rob kiss didn't do anything for me. Everything else about Rob more than makes up for it.
ReplyDeleteMrs P- We've both come a long way since you interpreted my dream about camping with Taylor.
TT- Glad you got the PB&J joke. I wasn't sure if anyone would get that one.
Kassie- I would def go for BP&J with Jackson & Rob. Can Kellan be dessert please?
Haha this is the best MTV Movie Awards recap EVER!
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