That's right. The one, the only, often imitated, never duplicated Robert Pattinson. It doesn't matter if you call him Robert Pattinson, RPattz, Rob, The Precious, His Holy Hotness or the man I dream about. There will be no Edward in this week's post. The two are very different men. Check here to see which one I would choose and why. (Go ahead and put yourself in an elite group. Join the two people who read commented on Edward vs Robert.)
No one wears a tux like Rob.
Stop comparing your cock to the microphone.
On second thought, don't stop. We want to know.
Happy trails to you, until we ride again.
I'd love to get your dick off.
Um, I meant get off your dick.
Sex hair, Bedroom eyes, Wicked smirk.
He knows we want him.
So many are Team Robsten or Team Nonsten.
I'm Team Whatever makes Rob smile like this.
Cannes Rob. Remember when someone had the bright idea to auction a kiss from Rob to benefit charity? Who would have thought they would raise $40,000.00?
Rob honey, leave that thumb alone.
I'll give you something else to put in your mouth.