Friday Funniez for Good Friday

As if there is such a thing as a bad Friday.  However this Friday is especially good because I have the day off of work AND the kid has school.  Wahoo!!!  Let the parties begin.

My keyboard is missing some of these keys.

Sorry was I supposed to be funny? 

 I lost my train of thought.

You know the old saying...

If you lay down with wolves dogs,

you get up with fleas.

If this is a sickness, I don't want a cure.

Bad teacher. No tenure.

I pod, you pod, we all pod for I pod.

You mean your date isn't supposed to eat you?

If you are wondering what a Big Wiener has to do with Twilight,

then you need to start reading more fanfic.

Here's hoping everyone has a great Easter (if you celebrate that).  Time to hop out and buy candy for the Easter Baskets.