Can you top this?

This has been a Week of Fail so far.  Mostly because of my own stupidity.  Hope you get a few laughs.  Be prepared to try an top these fails in the comments.  Let us know I'm not the only one who does crap like this.

Shall we start with the weekend.  Saturday was warm and sunny in these parts so we took the opportunity to ride our new-ish Goldwing to the GWRRA meeting. Did I mention this was a breakfast meeting?  It was almost 40 when we left (subtract 20 degrees for wind chill when on a motorcycle).  Are you ready for the stew-pid part?  I wore my very nice heavy duty coat from Ride for Kids which help children with brain tumors. Everything would have been great if I remembered to put the Heavy Insulated Liner back into the Outer Breathable Shell. As in there was a breeze in my coat! Took me all day to get warm!

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Yesterday morning I got up after very little sleep.  Yes, I had discovered how many diet pills are too many to allow for sleep at night.  That wasn't the real fail.  Picture this...  it's early morning, before contacts are in or coffee has been consumed.  I stumble to the tub, slather spray hair remover on my legs & lady bits because I've chickened out on waxing.  Even in my half awake state, something doesn't seem right.  Whatever, I set the timer for 10 minutes and rinse everything.  No hair is gone.  That;s when I open my eyes enough to realize what I really sprayed everywhere.  Mousse for full body.  WTF?  I guess I should be glad no hair was removed since I normally put this stuff on my head.  At least I didn't do this the other way around. That would have been weird(er).

The week began to turn around when StarlitViolets initiated a chat on g-mail during my lunch break yesterday.  I love talking with my Twi-friends, but haven't quite mastered Twitter yet.  How do you know who is on at any given time to start talking with?  How rude is it to join someone else's conversation in progress?  Feel free to add me to your g-chat contact list as twitardedmom@gmail.com.

Kellan wants to help make things better.

Two points to this post.  First and most important is the Twilight community that always makes me feel better.  Whether it is advice from RugbyMom, making JJ spit her morning coffee or a chat with SV.  Now the chance you have been waiting for.  Share something you've done that felt really stupid at the time but was funny in hindsight.