I've done a pretty good job of hiding my Twitardedness and my Robtardedness from the people in my life. I feel a little like superwoman: normal professional by day, giddy Twicrazed woman by evening. Maybe that's not really at all like superwoman--but you get the point. My RL and my TwiLife (TL) are separate. In fact, admitting my Twi-session to my English teacher colleagues would (surely) change whatever view they have of me (and probably not for the better).
What do you mean you read Twilight? Isn't that the one with sparkly vampires?
So, understandably, I keep my
Not this Rathbone...but close.
I mean, what would Jackson do? It’s HIS bar…basically. And I was so excited to be there that I felt the need to point to the sign and say I needed a picture. Of course, it may have been a little over the top that I jumped up and down and said “OhMyGOD I’M AT RATHBONES!” (I may have been hopping like a bunny while I said this ((hangs head in shame)). One of my friends finally appeased me and said, “Why do you want a picture with the sign, because it says BONE?” (Confession: I can be a bit of a pervert and occasionally have the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy). When I responded, I wasn’t thinking...maybe it was the SoCo (Jaime Foxx was right, blame it on the booze, it got me feeling loose) but I loudly replied/slurred, “NO! Because it’s JAASPER’S bar.” At this point, a crowd had gathered and one of my guy friends shouted “Who the fuck is Jasper?” (Blasphemy!!)
"How do you not know who I am?!!!"
According to one witness, who asked that they not be named, I incredulously (and loudly) replied with the attitude of a teenage girl, “Umm, he’s from Twilight” and rolled my eyes. Cue laughter and paint the easy target on my back. I’ll probably never live this one down. In fact, I’m still getting Twilight related backlash several days later….But you know something, I’m a 29 year old woman and I love Twilight. I’m on Team Edward, baby. And I like it. What-ever. So there (sticks tongue out). What about you? Do those in the RW know about your Twisession? Have you ever accidentally “outted” yourself? Any tips for avoiding exposure? Tell me about it… in the comments! (The only thing I love more than comments is a naked Rob in my bed…and since that isn’t going to happen…)
Oh how I'd love to break the rules with you!
P.S. A BIG Thank you to TwitardedMom for letting me be a guest blogger AND for the wonderful Happy Birthday from Edward!! ;-)
P.P.S. If you have the rights to any of the pictures used, just let me know and I will give you credit!